mozartsandcrafts:

The worst part about the weather finally being warm is now I have to wear less clothing and people will see the fat I got to hide all winter

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heyitscourtneydee:

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

lmaooo

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via darlingdeerheart)

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ridge:

how does this even happen to people
heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

(via scottypillgram)

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